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Month: January 2026
Still Running, Still Essential
ColdFusion may no longer trend on developer forums, but in server rooms and legacy stacks, it’s very much alive. In 2026, it’s the “forgotten” tech that quietly powers reporting systems, customer portals, and internal tools that no one dares to rebuild.
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Not Dead. Not Even Resting.
Every year, someone predicts the death of ColdFusion. And every year, my server shrugs and keeps running like it’s 2006. Despite newer frameworks, shinier stacks, and pressure from dev teams to modernize, ColdFusion lives on — mostly because it still works, and replacing it is harder than it sounds.
Still Here, Still Compiling
ColdFusion might be decades old, but in 2026, it’s still lurking in production environments—often behind critical systems no one dares to rewrite. It’s reliable, yes. But that doesn’t mean it’s painless. Hosting ColdFusion today means managing a mix of outdated code, evolving security needs, and modern hosting demands.
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ColdFusion has been “on its last legs” for more than a decade, yet in 2026 it remains quietly embedded in production systems around the world. It powers internal tools, customer portals, and mission-critical workflows that were built to last. While newer stacks come and go, ColdFusion keeps doing what it has always done: process data reliably, scale when needed, and confuse just enough people to stay interesting.